February 2012
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“It would be rude not to eat her pie; which I assume is not only hot, but also...”
– Sterling Archer
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Anonymous asked: how do you get ants
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“I’ll drive if you want to hop back there and, um, enter her.”
– Sterling Archer
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“Hey y’all. Here’s my great, big ole black wife!”
– Ray Gillette
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Lana: The rest of us got new key codes on Monday, but you were...where was it?
Ray: Physical therapy.
Lana: For your limp, useless legs!
Archer: Well it's obviously working, you're on a...wait a minute! How the hell are you walking around on ladders?
Lana: Because he's not paralyzed!
Ray: And is that not the stuff of miracles?
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“I wasn’t sure you knew what amenable meant…until you followed it up...”
– Sterling Archer
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“Unless it was the creepy old people sex bondage police, why would anyone break...”
– Sterling Archer
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The prize had officially been claimed.
Congrats to the winner!
I will do this again eventually. Thanks for participating.
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Cyril: I hate you all so much.
Ray: No one cares, Figgis. You're only invited to round out the numbers.
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“Doesn’t Italy use a king?”
– Sterling Archer/Malory Archer
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unproductivemember asked: Then in that case all tomorrow I will reblog that post until i reach my post limit.... fucking rampage XP
unproductivemember asked: Hey, If I keep on reblogging that win how to archer post, will that increase my chances of winning?
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Malory: Is Krieger hard at work?
Archer: He literally might be.
Lana: Ew.
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Yeah. Take that tone.
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“What’s more romantic than a dildo-party-slash-murder?”
– Sterling Archer
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Moto: Are you...and I am being serious here...are you insane?
Archer: Maybe some mild post traumatic stress disorder, but
Lana: But he drinks a lot, soooo
Archer: So, yeah. I think I've got a pretty good handle on it.
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Six away from there being 500 of you.
Perhaps I’ll do a giveaway once we reach 500.
Would you guys be interested in a copy of this http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_c_2_6/184-2619516-2648726?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=archer&sprefix=archer%2Caps%2C256
?
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“Against those pinkyless bastards, you better come correct.”
– Pam Poovey
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“It’s black, powerful, sexy. Like if Ron O’Neal was a car.”
– Sterling Archer
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“It makes the mach 5 look like a vagina!”
– Sterling Archer
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Archer: What else does it do?
Krieger: Press that red button.
Archer: I [reaches] wait...is it going to kill everybody?
Krieger: Press that blue button.
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“So, just a heads up, I’m starting the rampage now.”
– Sterling Archer