February 2012
63 posts
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Feb 23rd
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“Unless it was the creepy old people sex bondage police, why would anyone break...”
– Sterling Archer
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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The prize had officially been claimed.
Congrats to the winner!   I will do this again eventually.  Thanks for participating.
Feb 21st
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Cyril: I hate you all so much.
Ray: No one cares, Figgis. You're only invited to round out the numbers.
Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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“Doesn’t Italy use a king?”
– Sterling Archer/Malory Archer
Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
426 notes
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Feb 19th
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unproductivemember asked: Then in that case all tomorrow I will reblog that post until i reach my post limit.... fucking rampage XP
Feb 19th
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unproductivemember asked: Hey, If I keep on reblogging that win how to archer post, will that increase my chances of winning?
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
126 notes
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Malory: Is Krieger hard at work?
Archer: He literally might be.
Lana: Ew.
Feb 18th
44 notes
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Feb 17th
13 notes
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Feb 17th
483 notes
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Yeah. Take that tone.
Feb 17th
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“What’s more romantic than a dildo-party-slash-murder?”
– Sterling Archer
Feb 17th
45 notes
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Feb 17th
117 notes
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Feb 16th
82 notes
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Feb 16th
369 notes
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
426 notes
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Feb 15th
52 notes
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Moto: Are you...and I am being serious here...are you insane?
Archer: Maybe some mild post traumatic stress disorder, but
Lana: But he drinks a lot, soooo
Archer: So, yeah. I think I've got a pretty good handle on it.
Feb 14th
21 notes
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
426 notes
Six away from there being 500 of you.
Perhaps I’ll do a giveaway once we reach 500. Would you guys be interested in a copy of this http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_c_2_6/184-2619516-2648726?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=archer&sprefix=archer%2Caps%2C256 ?
Feb 13th
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“Against those pinkyless bastards, you better come correct.”
– Pam Poovey
Feb 13th
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“It’s black, powerful, sexy. Like if Ron O’Neal was a car.”
– Sterling Archer
Feb 13th
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Feb 12th
35 notes
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“It makes the mach 5 look like a vagina!”
– Sterling Archer
Feb 12th
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Feb 11th
618 notes
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Archer: What else does it do?
Krieger: Press that red button.
Archer: I [reaches] wait...is it going to kill everybody?
Krieger: Press that blue button.
Feb 11th
13 notes
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“So, just a heads up, I’m starting the rampage now.”
– Sterling Archer
Feb 11th
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Feb 10th
69 notes
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Feb 10th
240 notes
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Feb 10th
23 notes
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Feb 10th
67 notes
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“I didn’t invent the turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential...”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
Feb 10th
122 notes
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“Please tell me he’s a renowned chicken and waffles chef. Because I am starving!”
– Sterling Archer (via pineapplescooter)
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
148 notes
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Feb 8th
15 notes
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“It’s like being shot in the eyes with a glitter gun!”
– Sterling Archer
Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
124 notes